sheasmith:

globeatmica:

Linoleum racing blocks!!!

mainsqueezepress—you need these!

Yes I do

At the Green Heron

Him: when is the race?
Me: 3am
Him: why don’t you record it and watch it in the morning?
Me: get out

The things i do for best friends whose girlfriends are in the army…

No cocktail shaker?
No problem.